“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
The key to taming your hair in the Southern humidity is definitely running a really small amount of body lotion through it.
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?
me as of the past week.